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5 моих бывших подружек (2009)

My Last Five Girlfriends (original title)
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Duncan navigates the unsteady world of romance and relationships, going through five girlfriends in four years. Unfortunately, none of them turn out well.

Director:

Julian Kemp

Writers:

Julian Kemp (screenplay), Alain de Botton (novel)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Brendan Patricks ... Duncan
Naomie Harris ... Gemma
Kelly Adams ... Wendy
Cécile Cassel ... Rhona
Jane March ... Olive
Edith Bukovics ... Natalie
Michael Sheen ... Burnam
Mark Benton ... Alan
Johnny Ball Johnny Ball ... Statistics Expert
Michael Douglas Michael Douglas ... Shoe afficianardo
Daniel Hoffmann-Gill ... Will
Chris Gascoyne ... Lister
Brendan O'Hea Brendan O'Hea ... Ted
Steve Ryde Steve Ryde ... Man on Bus
Ian Kirkby Ian Kirkby ... Tour Guide
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Storyline

After yet another failed relationship, 30-something Duncan (Brendan Patricks) decides to quiz his last five girlfriends to find out what went wrong in order to figure out how to find love. With advice from bizarre sources and intense flights of fancy, finally Duncan realises that love is a battleground where only the fittest can survive. Written by xJROCKx61

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

19 March 2010 (UK) See more »

Also Known As:

5 моих бывших подружек See more »

Filming Locations:

London, England, UK See more »

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Trivia

The initials of Duncan's five girlfriends - Wendy, Olive, Rhona, Natalie and Gemma - make up the word "wrong," which is misspelled (perhaps deliberately) when placed in chronological order. See more »

Quotes

[first lines]
Duncan: [writing] Dear Wendy, Olive, Rhona, Natalie and Gemma. I hope you're happy. If that sounds sarcastic, it was meant to. What you've collectively done to me...
[gets a new pen]
Duncan: What you've collectively done to me...
[gets another pen]
Duncan: What you've collectively done to me is quite an achievement. Four years ago, I was happy to believe in a very simple concept. You might have heard of it, it's called LOVE. But thanks to the five of you, I now know that love is a lie, a myth specifically ...
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Crazy Credits

The opening credits are the whole film rewinding backwards from Duncan's suicide, back to him meeting girlfriend No. 1, Wendy. See more »

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Help Me Sleep
Written by Luis Almau
Performed by Luis Almau
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Mostly annoying, but cute star, hilarious boots
12 February 2014 | by jm10701See all my reviews

Four stars because Brendan Patricks is cute; this character could easily be EXTREMELY annoying, but he never is, not for one second.

The theme park gimmick is sort of clever, and the red boots are hilarious. I laughed out loud. Otherwise this movie is mostly tiresome and occasionally irritating - especially the WAY-TOO-LONG final section with Naomie Harris.

But then I'm gay; I like women, and I admire them a lot, but the notion of being attracted to them sexually is weird. I can usually get around that hurdle when watching straight movies, but for some reason I couldn't with this one.


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